TRUMP RESPONDS TO LAS VEGAS TRAGEDY BY BANNING TRAVEL TO NORTHERN EUROPE AND SCANDINAVIA AND REFOCUSING WALL EFFORT ON CANADIAN BORDER

Speaking from the White House in front of a group of Americans who have lost relatives to Anglo-Saxon terrorism, President Donald Trump announced sweeping new security measures in reaction to the horrific shooting last night in Las Vegas.

“My biggest job,” Trump stated, “is to keep America safe. Guns don’t kill people, so don’t give me that tired old stuff. Who are the people who are doing this killing? That’s the question. I am a businessman, and the way this businessman thing works—if you wanna be successful at it, and, believe me, I was phenomenally successful at it, some people say that I was the best at it—is that you have to know how to run the numbers. And when these numbers are run we see that the fact is—the mainstream media won’t tell you this, but I will—that Americans are ONE HUNDRED AND TWELVE times more likely to be killed by a white American than by a foreign terrorist.”

The President condemned in the strongest possible terms radical Anglo-Saxon terrorism and the philosophy it represents. “We cannot let this evil continue,” Trump stated. “Nor can we let the hateful, perverted ideology of Anglo-Saxonism – its oppression of women, gays, children, and nonbelievers – be allowed to reside or spread within our own countries.”

Trump announced that he was taking the following steps to protect Americans:

Immediately instituting a total ban on travel between the United States and northern Europe and Scandinavia. “I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Anglo Saxons entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.”

Shifting the focus of his border-wall effort from the southern border to the northern. “Since I was inaugurated,” said Trump, “I have learned—among other things, I have learned many things—that Canada is full of Anglo-Saxons and that they are pouring over our northern border. This stops TODAY.”

Taking the war on radical Anglo-Saxon terrorism to Anglo Saxon strongholds in the United States. “We’re going to hit them and we’re going to hit them hard,” Trump said grimly. “I’m talking about a surgical strike on these Anglo-Saxon stronghold cities using Trident missiles.” The White House later qualified that the first targets would be the ten most Anglo Saxon cities in the United States: Hialeah, Florida; Scottsdale, Arizona; Boise Idaho; Laredo, Texas; Lincoln, Nebraska; Gilbert, Arizona; Corpus Christi, Texas; El Paso, Texas; Madison, Wisconsin; and Colorado Springs, Colorado.

Bringing back torture. The President announced that he was authorizing the military and all intelligence agencies to use enhanced interrogation techniques on Anglo-Saxon prisoners. “Torture works--okay, folks? Believe me, it works. Just ask Jeff Sessions.”

Taking revenge on the families of Anglo-Saxon terrorists. “You have to take out their families,” Trump insisted. “They care about their lives, don’t kid yourself. When they say they don’t care about their lives, you have to take out their families.”

The President promised “total victory” in the war against radical Anglo-Saxon terrorism. “Americans have defeated other threats before—unions, science, universal health care, voting rights—and we’re going to defeat this one with a force and fury that the world has never seen.”

TRUMP RESPONDS TO LAS VEGAS TRAGEDY BY BANNING TRAVEL TO NORTHERN EUROPE AND SCANDINAVIA AND REFOCUSING WALL EFFORT ON CANADIAN BORDER

Speaking from the White House in front of a group of Americans who have lost relatives to Anglo-Saxon terrorism, President Donald Trump announced sweeping new security measures in reaction to the horrific shooting last night in Las Vegas.

“My biggest job,” Trump stated, “is to keep America safe. Guns don’t kill people, so don’t give me that tired old stuff. Who are the people who are doing this killing? That’s the question. I am a businessman, and the way this businessman thing works—if you wanna be successful at it, and, believe me, I was phenomenally successful at it, some people say that I was the best at it—is that you have to know how to run the numbers. And when these numbers are run we see that the fact is—the mainstream media won’t tell you this, but I will—that Americans are ONE HUNDRED AND TWELVE times more likely to be killed by a white American than by a foreign terrorist.”

The President condemned in the strongest possible terms radical Anglo-Saxon terrorism and the philosophy it represents. “We cannot let this evil continue,” Trump stated. “Nor can we let the hateful, perverted ideology of Anglo-Saxonism – its oppression of women, gays, children, and nonbelievers – be allowed to reside or spread within our own countries.”

Trump announced that he was taking the following steps to protect Americans:

Immediately instituting a total ban on travel between the United States and northern Europe and Scandinavia. “I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Anglo Saxons entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.”

Shifting the focus of his border-wall effort from the southern border to the northern. “Since I was inaugurated,” said Trump, “I have learned—among other things, I have learned many things—that Canada is full of Anglo-Saxons and that they are pouring over our northern border. This stops TODAY.”

Taking the war on radical Anglo-Saxon terrorism to Anglo Saxon strongholds in the United States. “We’re going to hit them and we’re going to hit them hard,” Trump said grimly. “I’m talking about a surgical strike on these Anglo-Saxon stronghold cities using Trident missiles.” The White House later qualified that the first targets would be the ten most Anglo Saxon cities in the United States: Hialeah, Florida; Scottsdale, Arizona; Boise Idaho; Laredo, Texas; Lincoln, Nebraska; Gilbert, Arizona; Corpus Christi, Texas; El Paso, Texas; Madison, Wisconsin; and Colorado Springs, Colorado.

Bringing back torture. The President announced that he was authorizing the military and all intelligence agencies to use enhanced interrogation techniques on Anglo-Saxon prisoners. “Torture works--okay, folks? Believe me, it works. Just ask Jeff Sessions.”

Taking revenge on the families of Anglo-Saxon terrorists. “You have to take out their families,” Trump insisted. “They care about their lives, don’t kid yourself. When they say they don’t care about their lives, you have to take out their families.”

The President promised “total victory” in the war against radical Anglo-Saxon terrorism. “Americans have defeated other threats before—unions, science, universal health care, voting rights—and we’re going to defeat this one with a force and fury that the world has never seen.”

If he only had a heart

Like my fellow naïve leftists, I have been waiting for Trump’s base to turn on him. They didn’t become disenchanted when he didn’t defeat ISIS in thirty days. They didn’t get disgruntled when he helped to torpedo the Obamacare repeal attempt. All those insanely expensive golf vacations? No problem. Filling his Cabinet with Wall Street swampers? They can live with that. The failure of the travel ban? That was the courts trying to keep America lame. The wall? That was a big metaphor, basically. The base didn’t even flinch when Trump cut a deal with those agents of Satan Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer on the debt ceiling. Of course, it makes zero sense to expect that the tribe that believes that americafirstarmedgodfearingpatriot.com is a legitimate source of “news” would ever return to the reality fold.

There’s been a lot of press on Steve Bannon’s comment last week on “60 Minutes” that the Comey firing would go down as the biggest mistake in the modern political era. In the same interview, Bannon also pointed to the DACA debate within the Republican Party as a possible cause of the GOP getting hammered in the 2018 midterm elections.

I don’t believe that Trump won primarily because he spoke to a class of people who had been ignored by mainstream economic policies. That was a factor, but I think what really energized his campaign was his relentless, aggressive focus on the dark, zenophobic, anti-immigrant, put-the-white-man-back-on-top, rotten piece of the American psyche. That’s why the wall was always the biggest applause line at his frenzied rallies.

Well, Trump may have finally booted it with his base yesterday, when news came out that he had brokered another deal with Schumer and Pelosi: to re-legislate the DACA “amnesty” program that he had just killed the week before. And to NOT get funding for his stupid wall in return.
This reversal may be different, if the initial reaction from the media and political influencers within the Trump cult is any indication.

As of today, Ann Coulter asks “Who DOESN’T want Trump impeached?” Breitbart’s screaming headline yesterday was “Amnesty Don,” and the comments under the accompanying article included “Put a fork in Trump. He is done” and “I can reconcile Trump caving on virtually any issue.Amnesty and not building the wall are not one of them.” Lou Dobbs’ tag line yesterday was “Deep State Wins, Huge Loss for #MAGA.” Sean Hannity laid down the gauntlet on Twitter: “If @POTUS doesn’t keep that promise, and goes for amnesty, it will be the political equivalent of ‘read my lips, no new taxes.” Congressman Steven King, who dreams about young Mexican drug smuggles with calves the size of cantaloupes, tweeted the coming apocalypse: “If AP is correct, Trump base is blown up, destroyed, irreparable, and disillusioned beyond repair. No promise is credible.” John Walsh piled on: “Trump got screwed by Chuck and Nancy. Trump just screwed his base.”

Worse yet for Trump, Jeff Flake THANKED him in his tweet last night.

It’s really difficult to figure out what is going on. The one and only talent Trump seemed to possess was a deep, instinctive understanding of his base. Only a week ago, when he announced the end of the DACA program, he seemed to be once again laser focused, against all political odds, on pleasing his tribe. The Dealmaker of All Dealmakers may have just driven the first wedge between himself and the voters who propelled him to victory—a self-inflicted gunshot to the head that may be just as lethal as the Comey firing. This DACA dive could be the incident that starts a long, inexorable peeling away of his base.

Why is Trump doing this? No doubt he wants to get DACA over with—he never could figure out which way to go on it—and get on with tax reform. No doubt he despises McConnell and Ryan and is trying to rub their faces in a series of deals with the Democrats.

Most intriguing of all, Trump is indicating through his tweets that he has a lot of sympathy for the Dreamers. Could that really be true? Could that empathy—instantly translated by the unwashed Trumpist hordes as the apostasy of “amnesty”—be driving a wedge inside his own feverish cranium between Trump the manipulator of white-pride voters and Trump—dare I say it?—the human being?

Trump and my great grandparents

I can understand people feeling that they are powerless within the political system (although I don’t agree with them), but I don’t get it when people say that “politics has nothing to do with me.” Politics affects every aspect of everyone’s life and our national culture.

Today White House Advisor Stephen Miller took to the podium at a press briefing to unveil, in chilling fashion, a new immigration bill that the White House is sponsoring along with GOP Senators Cotton and Purdue.

Trump was elected on a openly rascist, xeonophobic, and profoundly un-American platform that included a blatantly false narrative that illegal immigrants were streaming into this country and committing mayhem against us. As late as two months ago, Trump stated that he had no desire to limit legal immigration.

The bill rolled out today has NOTHING to do with illegal immigration. Its goal is to cut LEGAL immigration in half. And if anyone has any doubt as to what half of the immigrant population will be cut out, Miller’s rewriting of Emma Lazarus’ poem that is inscribed on the Statue of Liberty (which he publicly scorned) leaves no doubt as to the Trumpists’ goal when it comes to immigration:

“Give me your skilled, your schooled
Your English-speaking people yearning to be free
From the wretched refuse back at home
Send only these, the privileged and familiar, to me
And I wiil douse my lamp beside the closing door!”

Politics is personal, and Trump’s is a vicious insult to me, my family, and our country.

The two gentlemen shown above are my maternal great-grandparents, Francois Lemoine and Charles Johnson. They both came to this country in the 1800s—from France and Sweden, respectively. Neither spoke English. Neither came to this country with money. Both became model citizens who made great contributions to—and sacrifices for—their new country.

Trump, Bannon, and Miller are using politics and the media every day to transform the United States from the country that welcomed my forebears (and yours) into a haven for rich white people. Their America is the kind of country in which the Justice Department attacks not crime but affirmative action, the NAACP issues a travel warning against the state of Missouri, the nominee as chief scientist of the USDA brands progressives as “race traitors,” Congressional districts are designed to ensure that minorities are not represented, and non-whites are systematically denied the right to vote.

That’s not the America that convinced my great grandfathers to pull up stakes and leave all that was familiar with no money, no advantage, and no language. This could not be more personal to me. My great grandfathers would expect nothing less from me than total resistance to this monstrously evil vision for the country that welcomed them and made room for them.

My great grandfathers Francis Lemoine and Charles Johnson

My great grandfathers Francis Lemoine and Charles Johnson

New Sheriff in Town

Attention, all you tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to breathe free, this is the government of the United States of America speaking. Fuck you! Listen up, you sad, pathetic losers. Things have changed. There’s a new sheriff in town who was elected in a massive landslide and He makes all the decisions now, and He says you’re fucked. To the one hundred million people who are now banned from entering the most terrified nation on earth, fuck you. If you ask us why you are banned when none among you has ever carried out a terrorist attack, shut your fucking mouth. You say that you went through a years-long vetting process to get a green card and permanent-resident status from us and are only trying to return to the U.S.? Well, fuck you, too. Don’t tell us about being innocent people trying to rescue your families from horrific war zones. Go fuck yourselves. Hey, you Muslim, Sharia-law-loving bad guys—get the fuck out of the way and make room for the Christians. And to the REAL enemy, the American press, just shut your fucking mouths and listen to US for a while, because we alone understand the problem and we alone can fix it. And here’s a fuck you in advance for the pussy snowflakes at home who don’t like our methods. We’re making lists, and once we seal our borders to Muslims and brown people, we’ll be coming for you next. Don’t bother thanking us, world, you’re very fucking welcome. Signed, the government of the United States of America.