The Oscars

My son Devin is a staff writer for The Jimmy Kimmel show, and he picked up a sweet sideline gig writing jokes for the Oscars, which Kimmel is hosting again this year. Tonight Devin is closeted backstage at the Oscars with other writers, feeding Kimmel jokes in real time. He just texted me this photo of him backstage in his first purchased tux with Oscar. The joke "Oscar is 90 years old, which means that he's at home watching Fox News" in Kimmel's opening monologue was the first of Devin's gags. Lots of hard work and long hours will culminate for him at Kimmel's after party. He's promised more photos. I want a shot of him with Sam Rockwell.

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A change of heart

Republican State Representative Chris Harris represents a rural district in Kentucky. Harris is a conservative Christian. Eighty percent of his constituents voted for Trump. On Thursday Harris rose to speak to his colleagues about his plans for Lent. He had decided, he told them, to give up his "A" rating from the NRA. He was now supporting a ban on assault rifles, a ban on bump stocks, and more rigorous background checks on gun buyers.

"I have had a change of heart," Harris said. "Without action, without good works, our faith and our prayers are dead."

Chris Harris most likely just committed political suicide, but it will be through these changes of heart--one by one--that progress will be made and the NRA will be broken. 

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Raping the anthem

ike almost all my fellow players, I make it a point to never criticize other musicians in public. What would be the point? What kind of performance, no matter how dismal, would ever warrant it?

Now I know.

I didn't catch last night's NBA all-star game, but, after reading some of the backlash about Fergie's rendition of the national anthem, I caught it tonight on YouTube.

There is no existing statute that covers a rape of The Star Spangled Banner. We might want to reconsider that after last night, but the reality is that Fergie won't do jail time for her musical mugging of Francis Scott Key.

I have no problem with singers taking creative liberties with the national anthem. One of my favorite performances of that old British alehouse melody is Marvin Gaye's gorgeous, totally untraditional version at the 1983 NBA all star game.

We Americans are suffering through a grim period in which too many of us are confusing the United States and patriotism with ourselves instead of celebrating that the country belongs to all of us. Last night Fergie took the national anthem to an utterly personal place. Unfortunately, that place turned out to be not an artist's stage but a seamy karaoke-bar platform under the cheap lights where, at five minutes before closing, a would-be chanteuse with eight tequila shooters under her belt desperately tries to score points with the last guy left at the bar.

Fergie doesn't deserve condemnation for being a cosmically godawful singer. She's not the first vocalist to try to go to soul town without knowing what that even means, much less how to get there. And it's not a crime that the national anthem clearly means absolutely nothing to her personally. What earns her our lasting scorn is that she had no clue that the bar song she was sleazing her way through (she did every low trick short of simulating oral sex with the mic) was a song that actually meant something to everybody else in the room. This profoundly disturbed woman needs to go away somewhere for a few years and give the country enough time away from her to drive all memory of last night's assault from our collective consciousness.

 

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