For the second time during President Trump’s war on the United States of America, one of the his biggest offensive weapons has been attacked by his own Navy.

Just over one year ago, the HMS Obamacare Repeal, the largest legislative carrier in the Trump navy, was sunk instantly after suffering a direct hit from a kamikaze aircraft launched from the Arizona and piloted by turncoat airman John McCain.

Military observers confirm that the HMS Kavanaugh, Trump’s newest warship, was attacked at 7 p.m. Eastern time tonight by another jet fighter launched from the decks of the Arizona, this time piloted by the traitorous Jeff Flake.

A second major attack by his own forces is certainly a major, humiliating defeat for the beleaguered President. The loss of the HMS Kavanaugh could be a death blow to Trump’s war strategy. The Kavanaugh, launched only last month, is a state-of-the-art destroyer designed to be impervious to the United States’ pitifully antiquated offensive weaponry. Constructed this year at the Republican Naval Yard according to exacting specifications derived from years of input from the most brilliant conservative military planners, the Kavanaugh was, according to a recent tweet by the President, “totally unsinkable.”

It is nighttime on the Potomac, and details of the attack are few and incomplete. There are unconfirmed reports of fires breaking out on board the ship and of the crew (the Kavanaugh is manned by Republican Senators on the Judiciary Committee) making preparations to abandon ship.

We will publish new details on the situation as they develop.